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Go Ahead, Make My Stay
Welcome to Wombat Hills where nothing is compulsory.................. just readily available.  
Your tariff includes 
Afternoon tea on arrival
Cheese & crackers
Port & chocolates
Quality teas & coffee
Pantry (oil, foil, clingwrap, sugar, salt & pepper)
Linen & towels, swimming towels
Toiletries & hair dryer
Fire wood
Free use of tennis court, racquets & balls, boules, fishing gear
Video library
CDs
Should you wish to cook your own meals, all cottages have full kitchens, including gas stoves, electric frypans, microwave ovens with gas BBQs outside in their private courtyards . 
Now if that all sounds just too hard there are gourmet breakfast provisions and meal options available .